Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
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They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
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I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
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