They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
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You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
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I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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