I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
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no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
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I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures