We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices