that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
Can't talk, ducks in the car
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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