Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I slept walked to the toilet and woke up pooping. Easily one of the most disorienting events of my life.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
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I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
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We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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