She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
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it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
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How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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