never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
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Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
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Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
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