I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
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