I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
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I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
it's great music for shaving your balls
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
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and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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