Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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