We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
i broke my thumb. i no longer have 2 opposable thumbs. i'm sub-human. i love vicodin.
i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
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he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
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don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
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