Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
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