I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
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Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
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I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
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