dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
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we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
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It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
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