Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
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im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
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Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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