Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
The ass gains better be worth it
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