I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
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I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
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Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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