How'd it feel making her break her religion?
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
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It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
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I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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