I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
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