just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
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