Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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