That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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