You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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