what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
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The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
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If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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