Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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