Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
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I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
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When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
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