I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
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Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
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The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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