To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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