Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
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Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
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I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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