Is it normal to miss your booty call?
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
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I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
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Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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