Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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