I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
i want to swaddle you in tequila
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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