glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Its about making memories worth repressing
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
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new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
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I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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