so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
where am i from again
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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