Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Randomize
