i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
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at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
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well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.