He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
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