Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
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oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
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Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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