just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
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Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
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Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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