dear santa what can i do with your candy cane?
I've blown a few things in my day
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
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Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
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You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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