my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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