Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
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for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
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I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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