We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
She bit a glass in half.
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He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
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Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
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