You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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