my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
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What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
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Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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