You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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