i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
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