That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
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