i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
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