K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
Couch. On fire.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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