Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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