Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
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he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
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You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
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