Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
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This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
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Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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