What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
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He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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